Get In Touch With The Rhapsode!

Hi y'all, my name is LonelyGirl (insert number of choice) and I, being so lonely and all (I cry in the corner of my room sometimes and drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and wish I were popular, sob sob, OMG) would love to reach out and make connections with y'all.

Well, nah, I actually don't really aim at being "LonelyGirl #2" since I'm not an aspiring actress aiming to launch a career with fake YouTube daily diaries (Google her if ya don't know what I'm talking about, seriously you gotta keep up with this pop culture phenomenon though it's mega old!)

Anyways what I'm trying to say is I'd welcome feedback, how you're liking the site, suggestions for improvement, products for me to try out possibly (after all most of y'all are probably veterans at this whole beauty thing, compared to good ol' beauty n00b me,) and anything else you might want to say.

Don't be too mean though, I'm just starting out and there's really no purpose to non-constructive flame e-mails for either of us! (Although I might chuckle a bit if it's really ridiculous and atrocious, like "looolz you suckz liek my eight year old nephew wuld write better lollollol!")

So, without further ado, here's my contact info:

saint.rhapsode (at) gmail (dot) com

p.s. Dude, don't even think about spending me Viagra spam or whatever. You do not know how many I get a day, and like I don't even have a dick, man! I have a non-traditional "ethnic" name so I don't think people catch on to my gender sometimes, and for some reason they always construe it as a male name. Lulz at the "Hello I am hot Russian babe and I know how to please man contact me and we chat and I'm very beautiful" spam though.